You probably don't know this, but because "performance creams" are considered a non-prescription drug, they're not regulated by the FDA (Food and Drug Administration).

And this has led to some VERY serious quality control issues in our industry.

A study commissioned by the Wall Street Journal showed fecal contamination in some penis numbing creams… along with other coliforms, heavy metals, pesticides, yeast, and molds!

Frightening, right?!

Well, please rest assured that we take the quality and safety of Mr. Delay very seriously.

That's why we've gone way above and beyond the call of duty and chosen the same cGMP certified pharmaceuticals manufacturer that major retailers like Albertsons, Rite Aid, Safeway, Walgreen, Wal-Mart and more use!

That’s right. Most of the very same standards, tests and procedures used to manufacture life-saving drugs are used to create Mr. Delay.

This means…

• We're cGMP compliant and certified!
• All of our raw materials are tested for purity prior to production.
• We'll happily show you our Certificates of Analysis for any of our ingredients to prove their freshness, safety, and potency. (Just ask!)
• And every box of Mr. Delay is carefully marked with a lot number and expiry date… proof that we take your safety and our reputation very seriously!

… As you can imagine, our high standards for quality eat into our profit margins.

But your safety and results are our #1 priority. Ethically, we simply can’t imagine running our business any other way!