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It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!

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1. “I’m down here.”

2. Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes, doesn’t mean I’m a sissy.

3. I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them?

4. I can get you off Santa’s naughty list.

5. I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys.

6. I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?

7. No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.

8. Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

9. You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!

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I don’t know if I like her = She won’t sleep with me

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I’ve learned a lot from you = Next

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change but she does

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1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. Its more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4” bigger.
13. Its ok, we’ll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (Giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of Clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunts!
31. I didn’t know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won’t take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, its hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where’s the rest of it?

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1.  They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2.  A better model is always just around the corner.
3.  They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4.  It is always necessary to have a backup.
5.  They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6.  The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7.  In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
8.  The lights are on but nobody’s home.
9.  Big power surges knock them out for the night.
10. Size does matter

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Jack got high,

pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.

Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son

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Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn’t pee
It’s times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it’s too late, can’t be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you’ve got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don’t drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck’s he gonna cum
Just, when you can’t take anymore
You hear your lover’s mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that’s enough
Let’s switch you say, before you gag
And what’s your revenge, your on the rag.

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